Step 2: Gather some friends. Preferably friends with bug spray and a first aid kit.
Step 3: Find a mountain.
Step 4: Go up the mountain and eat lunch. Avoid bears and other small critters.
Step 5: Go back down the mountain.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
a simplified guide to hiking
Step 1: Put on the lamest outfit you can find. Top it off with unbecoming hiking boots.
Step 2: Gather some friends. Preferably friends with bug spray and a first aid kit.
Step 3: Find a mountain.
Step 4: Go up the mountain and eat lunch. Avoid bears and other small critters.
Step 5: Go back down the mountain.
Step 2: Gather some friends. Preferably friends with bug spray and a first aid kit.
Step 3: Find a mountain.
Step 4: Go up the mountain and eat lunch. Avoid bears and other small critters.
Step 5: Go back down the mountain.
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